I want this site to be a fun, positive experience for women and couples. A place to explore, have fun, and understand that exploration is fun. So I decided to share some funny stories from my past.
Many years ago, on a whim, I got a job working in an adult sex toy store, in a small Midwest town. It was alot of fun, actually one of the most fun jobs I have ever had. Of course, it was quite scandalous that I was working there, and the soccer moms were not exactly nice about it at times. At the same time, they would return their weekend movie rentals on Monday morning with the kids in the minivan and the movies tucked under their coats. Somehow they believed that I would not recognize them if they acted in a “stealth” manner of pretending to drop something on the ground, then slip the movies into the return slot.
One soccer mom in particular was incredibly mean to me, probably as an attempt to discount any info I might share with others about her and her husband’s movie choices. Of course I never would, and second, they always picked the lamest movies available.
One evening, she drove up to the store, slammed on the brakes and ran into the store asking for help. Her husband was in the van and something was wrong. I ran outside to find him face down in the back of the minivan with a dildo stuck in his ass!!!! I guess they didn’t know about using lube. (Good thing I’m writing this blog, to help people from these unfortunate sex toy disasters.)
My best advice was to take him to the ER, which she didn’t want to hear. But there was no way in hell I was going to do anything about it. Finally, she agreed to take him to the ER, and I never heard anymore about it.
Probably a good thing, although I wish I was in the ER that night.
